Recent news reports have claimed that our great cultural institutions are the more Googled in the whole world.  Enough to make any Englishman proud we know, but we’d be interested to see how many people Google London escorts…

Boris Johnson, in an attempt to leap onto anything that makes him sound competent, said that this proves “without a doubt [London is] the cultural capital of the world”.  We are of course very proud of London and it’s achievement; which incidentally have not much to do with Johnson.  We’re kidding of course, we do like to have a pop at the authority figures, it’s a quintessentially British thing to do!  We would of course like to point out that along with the city being “the cultural capital,” it is also the escort capital of the world!  Only the very best gravitate to London!

What are these attractions?

Cultural attractions well Googled and well worth a visit when you’re in London:

  • The Science Museum (most Googled in the world apparently!)
  • The Natural History Museum
  • Victoria and Albert Museum
  • The National Portrait Gallery
  • The Tate Modern

This is only a taste of the most Googled of course.  Apparently people from all over the world are also Googling theatres and places to stay too.  The figures also show that London is the most searched for city for international getaways.

How often are London escorts Googled?

What would it take to get Google to release figures on how often “London escorts” are Googled we wonder?  Now that would make interesting reading!  We are pretty damn sure it’ll be damn high.  However, Google won’t publish this information we’re sure.  Hell, agencies can’t even get adverts through Google.  As if we’re offering something unusual or illegal for goodness sake!  They don’t mind promoting adult dating sites where people can meet random strangers in hotels for sex.  London escorts agencies don’t even offer sexual service.  Most agencies display genuine pictures, offer an excellent booking service and can have your chosen girl with you in no time at all.  Now that’s a companionship service that really ought to be promoted through Google don’t you think?

Good for London escorts business!

Ah well, you can’t win them all of course.  But as long as London continues to be the most Googled city in the world when it comes to travel and cultural attractions, business is sure to be good.  We’re not complaining anyway.  However, when you do look on Google for an escort agency, please make sure you pick one that has been established for a while and has good feedback.  Remember that the independent review sites are always useful.  Better to read that someone else has had a good time before you book in many cases.

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